You had me at Merlot
Here's one for the ladies that don't always respond to a "hello", but might make a quick head turn when they hear "Merlot." Don't hide it ladies, there's no shame in loving yourself a nice deep red wine. Grab this new wine tshirt to let all your companions know exactly what's on your mind before you're headed out. Who knows, maybe they'll have a nice bottle of merlot waiting for you next time you visit. It's worth a shot right?