I'm Not Santa
Ok, so this one might not be the best choice for family gatherings. But if you're hanging with friends or celebrating at the bars, it's guaranteed to get some looks. Done in all red with white lettering and graphics, it features the phrase I'm Not Santa But You Can Sit on My Lap. We even added some Mistletoe and a Santa cap to help drive the message home. It will make an awesome gift idea for you or your morally-depraved friends.