Looking to show off your slightly twisted sense of holiday humor?  Need the perfect shirt to wear to a themed holiday party?  Guerrilla Tees has some of the funniest Christmas shirts online, perfect for turning heads at the holiday party or giving as gifts to friends who share your love for offensive graphic tees.  Here are six funny holiday t-shirts that are sure to make a lasting impression on your guests.


Sleigher T-ShirtIf there was ever a holiday shirt designed especially for those who love death metal, this is definitely it.  The Sleigher t-shirt from Guerrilla Tees comes in all red with white graphics, and features a Santa Clause skull design beneath some cleverly-crafted wordplay on the word Slayer.  Wear it to winter concerts, holiday gatherings with family or friends, and those corporate secret Santa gift exchanges.

I'm Hung

I'm Hung T-ShirtFor those seeking a truly in-your-face way to spread subliminal holiday cheer, our I'm Hung t-shirt is sure to be a holiday favorite.  This jersey-style 3/4 sleeve shirt comes in an eye-catching red and white design, and features a stocking along with the phrase I'm Hung.  Clean graphics and a playful message are sure to attract the attention of curious onlookers.  Wear it proudly and never spend another holiday season alone!

Bah Humbug

Bah Humbug T-ShirtNot feeling the holiday spirt this year and looking for a way to dress snazzy while boycotting?  Or maybe you just really want a t-shirt featuring the Charlie Brown Christmas tree.  Either way, the Bah Humbug t-shirt is one that even old Ebenezer Scrooge would be proud to wear.  It comes in all red with white graphics and lettering, and is great as a gift, as a gag or for wearing to holiday events that you would have much rather skipped.

Zombie Christmas

Zombie Chritmas T-ShirtWhether you're a fan of science fiction and the Walking Dead, or just serious about preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse, this Zombie Christmas t-shirt is guaranteed to make a bold statement at this year's holiday gatherings.  Set on a soft, green t-shirt, this one-of-a-kind Christmas shirt features graphics of zombies, chainsaws, grave sites, assault rifles, hazmat logos and bloodied hands.  We think this one would be perfect for the most deranged ugly sweater party.

Alien Santa

Alien Santa T-ShirtThe holidays are sure to be more interesting with this Alien Santa t-shirt from Guerrilla Tees!  Set on a cardinal red shirt, this tastefully playful graphic tee features a simple, clean design of an alien wearing a Santa hat.  Whether you're a fan of all things Sci Fi, or looking for a super unique gift idea for the abductee in your life, this one can't miss.  It comes in a wide range of sizes and is professionally screen printed for exceptional comfort and style.

I'm Not Santa But You Can Sit on My Lap

I'm Not Santa But You Can Sit on My Lap T-ShirtOk, so this one might not be the best choice for family gatherings.  But if you're hanging with friends or celebrating at the bars, it's guaranteed to get some looks.  Done in all red with white lettering and graphics, it features the phrase I'm Not Santa But You Can Sit on My Lap.   We even added some Mistletoe and a Santa cap to help drive the message home.  It will make an awesome gift idea for you or your morally-depraved friends.

Looking for other funny t-shirts and unique gift ideas?  Guerrilla Tees has a huge selection of hilarious shirts from movies & TV, drinking t-shirts, sports, JDM and much more.  All of our shirts are made using professional screen printing (never cheap iron-on) and printed on soft materials that are designed to look as good as they feel.